Friday 25 November 2011

Seven traits of Pakistani college girls

Disclaimer: The following is a result of the writer's personal experience that he gathered after the sufferings of his friends. Although the author himself is no real authority and none of this should be taken seriously, can he still argue about the properties, as he recalls his days as a medical student in Lahore. By the end of this article you will know why the author is single for many moons now.

First She hates most of her friends

Girl getting a lot of emotional support, friends and for dance practices for weddings, the impression they are friends for life, but most will admit always that some sort of beef with every girl they know or are friends with. I decreases the fluff of hugs, kisses and exaggerated courtesies when one of them fails to see a recall on one day's time. Directed most of the girls will do their friends.

    "XYZ (close friend) wore skimpy clothes like that night!"

    "Oh really Do you have pictures Wait - it's not your friend?

Second She likes to say she's the girl Shareef that you'll ever meet

Yes, they all perform namaz and they all do parda if the need arises. Many will even their dupata over the head vibrate ever so graceful when they hear the Adhan. But they also have nothing against it, while on a iftari dates of Ramadan. They miss no opportunity to her father and brothers in this respect either praise what we mortals ask me whether we can ever be like role models of virtue and decency.

Third She is always right

It does not matter if you are smart, if you have a thinking mind, or if you know your sport. You are wrong and your opinion is flawed, Afridi is the best cricketer in the world, and long hair, short hair beats every day.

Do not say you have to study, talk if she wants. It's really hard to argue when most women seem genetically predisposed to believe, they are always correct.

4th They expect you to understand all possible hints

Yes, even flashing hand signals and eye. A wave may mean goodbye, but it could also mean One-come-near-me-my-mom-is-here. The innocent shrug does not necessarily mean she is not indifferent about your third friend wheeling tonight - it means "NO".

The confusion created by girls, is to keep the average guys on their toes ridonculous. You do not fall on him. Pretend you do not understand sign language or references. Pretend, if "k" wrote in a text message that it really means everything is okay, and that they are not really in a bad mood. If you dare claim to understand even a single note, be prepared for the weight of understanding all of them.

5th She loves money

That is correct. They have not that Bollywood song "Pesa Pesa Karti Hai" for a movie. They tried to sing the reality of today's world.

Girls love pretending they are not materialistic. But most of them flaunt their new handbags and other accessories the minute they get the chance. They are the diamonds in your Clock announcement on the table, but your literary sense and general awareness of the world will fly to a rule over the head. You observe with interest what other girls are wearing and admiring remarks pass, but do not expect the feeling mutual, if found, agreed. In fact, be willing to give lengthy explanations, if you are caught in this trap.

6th She has nothing against it, from, but we're talking marriage

Dating is completely kosher, as long as there is a road map leads the two of you to the holy state of matrimony. Under pressure, a guy put in marital commitments is an essential part of every Pakistani girl relationship. I want to mean, why else would she today? For the fun of it?

Do not be silly.

You could still be in high school and yet they would plan the perfect wedding. What can you do? You're a heart breaker as all the other guys she keeps telling you. If, God forbid, fall, and release with the implementation of this holy plans for you are always avoided like the most cruel criminal who ever lived.

7th You have unrealistic expectations from watching romantic movies

They love it, people in the place of men in love film, and novels.

When she cried at the end of the Titanic, because Di Caprio frozen after placing certain Kate Winslet on that piece of plywood, they probably expect the same from you if the situation never happen. Be sure to remind them that the plywood was large enough for at least three people.

Unrealistic expectations lead to great disappointments - they had to build over time, by constantly trying to live, they will only land you in icy waters.

Feel free not to fall asleep with the speaker, while the rambling on about her latest shopping spree. You can deduct for "sweet" once, or even a few times, but you have the opportunity forever to get? Be realistic.

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